The first thing i was about to do today was making a cocktail for Eden, but i ended up throwing it into Shoggoth instead.
These are the ingredients.
2x Calcium
2x Iron
1x "Saint Jan's spice" (the black tube)
1x Something garlic that smelled like shit (the green ball)
2x Fish oil.
First i added water, rainwater that is.
The saint's jan spice was in a plastic tube, so i opened it up and spread the contents. Why would you eat plastic pills? goddamn. I stabbed open the fish oil and garlic with a needle and squished them so that the contents spread all over the cocktail.
My fingers smell like crap now.
The calcium and iron dissolved into water after stirring it a bit.
So i went to the garden again.
Eden looks.... Beautiful. The growth is soft, it's spreading equally over all the food, and it isn't sludge but actually fungi. It's like fungi paradise right now. But you know what the garden of Eden is missing?
But ofcourse. My snake hasn't shed any new skin yet though.
I opened up Shoggoth and it still looked the damn same as usual. I was dissapointed once more. I want some change, because hell, my amount of readers is dropping by 10-15 per day these days.
I ruined the upper layer again and now it looks like a pile of shit. Literally.
Procceeding with that, i added the cocktail,
However, i have no idea if fish oil and garlic will be good for growth. In matter of fact, i doubt it, but it's a risk im willing to take for some change. I'm also going to get my blood extracted again for both Shoggoth and Eden soon, and ofcourse the usual boring health tests while i know that my immune system is made out of solid steel these days.
Except that i'm still itchy, tired and my stomache starts acting weird when i go outside/open up a window that is.
Did you feed the girl you hooked up with to shoggoth? Or vice versa?
ReplyDeleteAnd ruining the upper layer, while making room for different molds to take over, it doesnt get rid of that damn white crap. You need to defeat it. Extract, isolate it and buy some of that mold killer your blog advertises.
People probably left since you killed the shoggies, you bastard.
ReplyDeleteEveryone wanted to see what they'd become.
lol'd at creationist/new testament references.
ReplyDeleteI got bored and went on scribblenauts. Found out you can spawn shoggoth. Too bad he is a pussy. he got owned by Cthulu, then a dragon, and then a soldier. Also me armed with a mop.
ReplyDeleteDamn shoggoth, man up.
If you want change, flip shoggoth upside down.
ReplyDeleteMAN YOU ARE SCREWED
ReplyDeleteTasty.
Itchy.
Tasty.
Pour it on the ground and let it grow there. Like a real mold/fungi would.
ReplyDeleteThe "plastic" capsules aren't plastic at all, they dissolve even in water.
ReplyDeleteOdd. It didn't dissolve actually, i could even find it back in shoggoth.
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