(Picture update because i'm too lazy to think of things to type)
First off, this egg is sitting here without results. And you know what, while i was typing this i got an idea. Brb breaking open the egg.
Well it was a pain in the ass getting the egg out, but here's the results
JESUS FUCK I CAN SMELL THIS SHIT THROUGH MASKS, SHIRT AND REFRESHENER COMBINED.
In case of a fungi apocalypse, get ready to make a suit out of eggshells, that shit will protect you for at least 15 days.Ugghhhh... Sorry to say this guys, but i threw away the egg. And while i threw away the egg i noticed that the egg doesnt smell like anything, the smell actually comes from shoggoth. It smells like a freshly composted farm.
I threw in about half of the fucked up... eggwhite? i don't know how to call it in english. Anyway, that. The rest ended in the organic dumpster with the egg with it.Which results into this:
"BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. ORDER NOW, AND GET A SECOND PROBLEM, ABSOLUTELY FREE"
Shoggoth is becoming way too big. Or fat. Maybe both.And on the bright side, look at that "Roof" layer, all black. Shit's awsome. And i still don't have any idea what that orange shit is.
The worst part about this problem? There's nothing i can do against it. Nothing that wouldn't harm Shoggoth in a whole can make it smaller now. Children grow in size, and shrinking them would kill them.
And i can't move it to another container without fucking up Shoggoth entirely. either.
And the last problem: Blogspot has a really shitty way of organizing pictures and text, so i had to edit this article like 17 times to get it right.
EDIT: NEARLY FORGOT TO MENTION:
When i touched the egg, yellow liquid started flowing a little bit again, like an automatic/allergic response. Something minor, but freaked me out nontheless. The liquid layer wants out.
Put the Shoggoth-cup in a bucket with a lid. Let Shoggoth grow up and over the cup and then fill the bucket with food for Adult Shoggoth.
ReplyDeleteWait... did the brown colour just melt off the egg ?
ReplyDeleteWhat the first Anonymous said, just put the whole jar in a bigger container, a bucket or something like that, just wait for it to grow out of the glass, itll look awesome probably and if it takes over the bucket you can safely say OFUCK and spill it with 96% alcohol, then set it on fire.
ReplyDeleteYes, only the hottest fire can purge this unclean monstrosity you created. Unless it gets you first...
ReplyDelete@ second anon, not only did it melt of the color, it also made it very, very weak.
ReplyDeleteWeaker than plastic bread bags.
I actually got a fantastic/horrible idea today: A whole pool of Shoggoth! Imagine that! And then imagine what would happen if someone fell into that pool...
ReplyDeleteGoddamnit, I'm not gonna be sleeping tonight from imagining that !
I'm sorry to hear that the egg is gone - but I'm also fucking excited to hear that shoggoth almost broke through the shell in a relatively small time. Shit's more potent than i thought.
ReplyDeleteMove him into a terrarium, maybe? Hell, you might as well just drop the current container into the terrarium and let Shoggoth overflow with time..
ReplyDeleteOverflowing is indeed the only option to move it, other methods would damage it.
ReplyDeleteAnother problem that comes with things like a terrarium: space. And health and my house. I mean imagine opening up a whole bucket of Shoggoth, all the shit that would fly out.
I just hope it shrinks down... or even better, the rooftop layer starting to eat down the other layers.
For the record, it is called egg white in english.
ReplyDeleteAnd that egg is amazing. That brown funk that came out of it? nasty as fuck, but really cool.
I third(?) the bucket idea. You can then throw it over people you/the government dont like. Because youre an assassin.
Suggestion:
1) Put some Shoggoth in a sealed glass jar
2) Go to a public area
3) Proceed to smash said jar in said area
4) Run like fuck
5) ?????
6) Profit!
Remember to document with videos.
Inject it into your brain, Shoggoth demands a movable body.
ReplyDeleteThe bucket idea seems like the most logical choice. Imagine if it somehow managed to start eating through the plastic? Highly unlikely but it'd be cool as hell.
A bucket with a plastic/hardcover seal that you can lift up on one side.
ReplyDeleteIf worst comes to worst, OP. There will be only one option left. You'll have to get rid of shoggoth in the most respectable and bad ass way possible. In America, if a flag is ever ruined, the U.S. believes that the only respectable thing to do is to burn that thing to hell. If you decide to call it quits. Set shoggoth on fire, get a safe distance away (which is probably 1 km away) and film it for us. :3
ReplyDeleteonce you make an allusion from shoggoth to a child, you know theres no turning back
ReplyDeleteMaybe shoggoth has turned into some kind of bleach haha.
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