HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
"Sir! We lost the upper layer, i repeat, We lost, the upper layer!"
Look how nasty it looks. Just look at it. And the cheese i threw in two days ago? Gone. Just, Gone. The upper layer is now getting darker to, while the lower layer still has pizza dough color.
The lower layers are now starting to shrink, but probally because the upper layer is leeching from it, which is actually a good thing. A slightly less good thing is that the mold is starting to grow on the sides of the container to, alot. I'm probally going to scrape it off and throw it back in before it grows out of proportions.
And here's a picture of the small cocktail i threw in a few days ago. It smelled so bad that i nearly puked, and that, coming from me, says alot. Its way worse than Shoggoth, Cthun and Kweeksel combined. And look at the sides of the cup. I made the two pills dissolve before throwing it in Shoggoth.
If you need antibiotics to feed to Shoggoth, they sell Amoxicillin tablets for fish. You can get them at the pet store.
ReplyDeleteJust be careful not to use too many anti-mycotics.
ReplyDeleteEPIC!
ReplyDeleteBut there's something personal, I just gotta ask;
Do any of your friends or family ever say "Dude, what the fuck?!"?
I get that things are very different in the Netherlands. People are high, fucking a prostitute leaves no legal consequence, same sex marriage raises no eyebrows, kids run around, never knowing of boundaries or discipline, it's as awesome as it gets. But, is raising mold really socially acceptable?
What did your friends say? Do your parents even know? Are they concerned? Jesus Christ, even the fucking doctor seems to think it's an awesome idea? Don't you have any people breathing down your neck, saying shit like; "YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" or "You're disgusting!" or even "You're putting your cat at risk, you sick fuck!"?
If Shoggoth is accepted as a normal house plant, Netherlands are officially heaven!
Well, yes. People say its disgusting. Others become fans. My parents want me to kill it, but i refuse to.
ReplyDeleteYes, there's people breathing down my neck. But i've always been a bit of an outcast so it doesnt really change much.
And yes, you can legally screw around here, and instead of fucking up most children they grow up knowing what things are and some risks without having to do special school projects. Works fairly well.
Some people say im going to screw up myself, my own personal doctor hates me for it and keeps telling me about the risk,
while the other doctor is a 4channer so hes actually very interested, which is why i go to him instead.
What the fuck did you put in that thing?!
ReplyDeleteWhat does "Kweeksel" mean?
ReplyDeleteKweeksel was his first mold pot.
ReplyDeletego buy a mouse at the pet store and throw him in there
ReplyDeletesee how long it lives
inb4 animal fuckers
Animal fuckers you say?
ReplyDeleteGo on....