Its my birthday.
and loads of you keep asking me to throw in animals. This was the plan with grimer but not really with shoggoth.
Insects however, are fine with me. Feel free to request simple insects or whatever to be thrown in, while i keep forgetting about grimer.
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Put in some snails.
ReplyDeleteAlso, happy birthday.
As a birthday present to yourself you should stick your finger into shoggoth and lick it.
Take a piece of shoggoth and light it on fire. I'm curious to see how it reacts to flame.
ReplyDeletegive it a koolaid packet.
ReplyDeleteadd some cockroach, if it's not too disgusting, and if you can find it around your house.
ReplyDeleteTarantulas. Let those fuckers suffer.
ReplyDeleteGefeliciteerd.
ReplyDeleteThrow in a fucking ladybug.
stinkbugs, cockroaches, spiders (The bigger the better), Mealworms (very healthy), and I believe someone has already suggested queen ants. ;)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday!
Happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteyou deserve a special present
sex with goo.
Happy Birthday Mad Scientist
ReplyDeleteFeed Shoggoth fish heads.
Happy B-day
ReplyDeleteFeed Shoggoth some Red Bull/energy drink and roaches. Also put Grimer next to Shoggoth then feed only Shoggoth to make Grimer jealous. Then take a dump in Grimer.
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ReplyDeleteCongratulations! Me and a friend are starting our own because of your blog and threads on /x/. Do you have any starter tips? What should we put in first etc?
ReplyDeleteIts dangerous to go alone, here, take this:
ReplyDelete"- How would i start off?
some bread, a piece of fruit (i used squeezed out oranges), tiny bit of water and with that rotting base element you can start adding different kinds of food. Just dont add too much at the same time.
Things like milk, banana slices, human spit and warming it a little bit does wonders."
As i said before.. COCKROACHES! They're cunning as hell and it would be cool to see what happens.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN
ReplyDeleteI HOPE YOU HAVE 3 BALANCED MEALS A DAY
AND I HOPE YOUR HEMORRHOIDS CAN HEAL WITHOUT SURGERY
im drunk i must admit sljfhsalkjasras
Don't be stupid
ReplyDeleteDon't put in more than 1 cockroach. Your home could end up getting an infestation
HAPPEE BIRTHDAYYYY
ReplyDeleteyou'reawesomedude
Dude, put some of those feeder crickets you can buy at pet stores for your lizards in Shoggoth. See how long they survive. Also, for Grimer, you should buy some of those baby mice that you can get frozen for snakes in it. Thaw it out and toss it in.
ReplyDeletei say worms or maggots. insects will crawl on the walls and cieling. worms will just sink in and die a horrible slow and very interesting death
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday bro. Pop in a fish, maybe?
ReplyDeletei go with spiders since they seem to still be around even though it is damn cold here
ReplyDeleteDrop in a killer bee.
ReplyDeletelol I doubt anything would survive for long locked in there with shoggoth. Otherwise, it'd probably end up more bizarre and thus a successful trial. I think a feeder mouse would be perfect.
ReplyDeleteMaybe some grasshoppers or moths. Something common that you wouldn't feel too bad about destroying
Happy birthday. : D
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Shoggoth didn't forget to get you something. Oh wait, he's giving you immortality from his spores. My bad.
Happy Birthday. :D
ReplyDeletePut ligter fluid (y'know, like the kind that comes in the little tubes to refil ligters?) in Shoggoth. Just to see what happens.
Maybe fire? Huh, huh?
get a small animal/insect (Like a lizard or something of the likes.) and put him in with shoggoth but don't drown him in it. Just keep him in a place where he can breath it in and see how long he can survives.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday
ReplyDeleteAdd in some crickets if you can, you can get them really cheap from pet stores.