Still going to throw in a dead fish into Grimer when i start making him though.
Buying a gas mask tomorrow because the construction worker's mouth cap is starting to wear off. Yes, a gas mask, i know its too extreme, but hey its a fucking gas mask.
Speaking of Grimer, remind me to get a new container which i can close off (glass pot or something), some meat/fish and more of those chemicals in the coming days.
Shoggoth now looks officially delicious. hmmmmm... you might notice that its crawling up on the sides to. Yum yum.
...Wait a second.
What the fuck is this. Bad picture, sure, but what is this i dont even; Its like a tiny boulder of mold. Theres three of them currently on shoggoth.
Edit: Crap, i forgot the blood and baking powder. Pouring it in now, and sprinkling the powder.
It's an eye, you're fucked now.
ReplyDeleteSo it has three eyes
ReplyDeleteYou, my friend, are seriously fucked.
You should put some battery liquid in it, just for the lulz
ReplyDeleteLet the molds grow and see if the release spores. Then inhale them.
ReplyDeleteIf the "eyes" are all the same size, I would guess that they are the two pence coin you threw in. The copper probably split around the steel and all three are kind of floating.
ReplyDeleteNothing against you OP. But for the sake of my entertainment, I hope this ends badly. Not to say I want you to die or anything but maybe biohazard control to take control of your home, or something awesome like that.
ReplyDeleteOP, You have to do this:
ReplyDeletePut a queen ant in it. Possibly smaller ants too. Why?
Queen ants release toxins that send signals to smaller ants to do things for her. Putting her in the pot will either A) Make the other ants jump in there and kill themselves. B) Cause Hell Goo to release toxins that control your mind.
Either way it is officially bad. ass.
That is badass, except queen ants aren't the easist thing to get right?
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened with that cordyceps idea? I believe it would be beyond awesome to one day see people infected with it clinging to the tops of telephone poles and street lights with giant spores sprouting from their skulls.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there an x-files episode like that?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, do whatever it takes to make a species of mold that can create zombies.
I do not want to die knowing that the bunker in my basement was never used.
You should try adding some chalk in it, could be potentially fun
ReplyDeleteSince all of the suggestions are haphazard, and it is unclear what Shoggoth is composed of aside from the rudimentary mold hypothesis, I'd say that a starchy slurry would provide a good, stable food source to promote growth. Sugars, too, but more on that in my next suggestion. Most organisms could survive off of that, so it would be the one size fits all approach to feeding. Augmenting that with the usual unusuals will provide for great fun.
ReplyDeleteI would like to second or third the introduction of caffeine, only I would further suggest that it be administered in measured daily increments in the form of Red Bull. Not only would it include the caffine itself, a stimulant AND mutagen, but the amino-acid taurine, and plenty of sugar.
The mold is most likely already producing a mycotoxin of its own, so with luck, you may produce a unique mutation. The glucuronolactone in the Red Bull may also act as a detoxicant, so only the strains with a sufficiently strong mycotoxin to overcome the dose would survive the resurgence of microorganisms the mold is naturally adapted to suppress (because of the dampened antibiotic effect). Over time, the dominant Shoggoth colony, when no longer receiving Red Bull, would be at a natural advantage; the mutant mycellium of mayhem.
May the spores be with you.
You should most DEFINITLEY get a lot of psilocybe magic mushrooms, dry them out and feed them to Shoggoth.
ReplyDeleteWho knows, the spores may end up causing psychoactive side effects to those who inhale them.
You should add Potassium Chrolate and mix it with bynolyte for guaranteed awesome results.
ReplyDeleteI think those lumps are parts of Cthun.
ReplyDeleteIgnore the potassium chlorate suggestion, if you don't already know why that is a bad idea, it's a good indicator that you shouldn't be messing with it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, check this out:
"Is this the largest organism in the world? This 2,400-acre (9.7 km2) site in eastern Oregon had a contiguous growth of mycelium before logging roads cut through it. Estimated at 1,665 football fields in size and 2,200 years old, this one fungus has killed the forest above it several times over, and in so doing has built deeper soil layers that allow the growth of ever-larger stands of trees. Mushroom-forming forest fungi are unique in that their mycelial mats can achieve such massive proportions."
—Paul Stamets, Mycelium Running
Go to a nearby forest or any place where mushrooms grow and take a soil sample. Feed soil sample to Shoggoth.
it's trying to make a face apparently
ReplyDeletewell god damn.
ReplyDeleteYou made a damn mutant. :/
Shoggoth is coming to take his revenge for all his humiliation.
Okay, maybe not. But how about you pour something odd in there... Odder... Maybe a little gasoline, various blood, not just your own... Mucus, stuff like that...
:] and more DNA. He wants a real face, too.
The mound is where the new baby shoggoth will come out from.
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