Day 146: Being late is for winners!

Update is late because i was at my dad's place, i barely see him so yes that counts as an excuse. So pictures we're taken in the dark...

First i checked Eden, because hey, i'm waiting for little maggots to creep into that hellhole we once called paradise;










Growing and letting it chill seems to work good, and my fingers smell like fucking shit now to from just opening that place. I noticed there are alot less fruit flies attracted to Eden though.
Probally because i don't keep the lid very open like i did before.

You got to love the white puss coming out of that tomato though, and the fact that mold is growing on pretty much everything including Charcoal.

Adding to that, there's black sludge. And the last time we had black sludge, the shoggies appeared ;)

I will be home alone from monday to friday so in those days, Shoggoth and the other pot are going inside, But Eden will stay outside (don't want to attract little shitting bugs all over the place) and well, it is the "garden" of Eden so that makes another excuse.

Shoggoth just seemed to grow better when he was inside though.










I should make more pictures during the night! (and still update on time that is...) because man, sorry to say this but in my opinion this picture just looks goddamn great.
And that little green snail turd makes it even better.

I checked that "new guy" bottle to, but he STILL didn't grow yet. If this is still the case tomorrow, i'm calling it a failure. Too much fluids: No mold.

I'll have to do something different with the bottle instead, i'll probally put in pieces of Shoggoth and see how it grows differently when i put it inside or in a cold location somewhere, maybe add the creatine that i'm getting on monday and such. "My own clone, now neither of us will be virgins!"


Speaking of putting things inside, according to my mother she found mold below the old sink but removed it. I call lies, but it would still be funny.

Day 145: Oh wait, i'm late again.

That bottle that i added 3 days ago still hasn't started growing mold, but i think there are too much fluids in it slowing the growth. A smart little spider had spun a web on the opening, catching a dozen of fruit flies and such.

Eden and Shoggoth looked kind of the same as yesterday, and i found an unlucky snail crawling on the lid of Shoggoth, i decided to throw the poor bugger in.
He melted as if Shoggoth was concentrated salt, felt good man.

I've decided to remove the bread from the lid because all it did is becoming really hard and dry, not my intention.

So yeah, not much development today, and i know exactly why, because it has been raining and cold in the night, and during daytime it wasn't really warm either.
In 11 days Shoggoth will be just as old as Kweeksel was when i dumped him, so i'm considering taking him inside again for a while soon.

Day 144: A way too weird end of the month.

Yes i deleted the previous day 144 entry because it was too much bitching, (in short, i'm having alot of troubles right now)

When i checked the pots in the morning, nothing had changed, and combined with bullshit about taxes, people thinking that i'm some sort of special needs child and trying to get me on special education and that kind of shit, that really got me down. The previous entry was bitching about crap like this, i even wrote a part about how Shoggoth has gone from hazardous bioweapon to a boring compost heap,
but curiousity got the better of me and i checked the pots again;

Both Shoggoth and Eden had changed, and they grew exactly the way that i wanted it to grow to, in just... what is it, 8 hours time?!










Shoggoth is finally becoming FUNGI again instead of slime, and it's your basic gray and white to. This_pleases_korean_monkey_child.jpg. And those little pieces of white pill and dog feed? They are melting. I'm not going to ruin the upper layer this time to or add too much food, i'm just going to let it grow into hairs again, that shit looked awsome back then. (The "mold art")
I really should test the Ph grades man.

And the best part is that this gray fungi grew in a matter of like 8 hours time. Probally has to do with the sweet warm weather or something, it was like a summer day here today :3.

Shoggoth was rage-soothing once more (see? those antidepressant spices clinging on spores? Yes!) and at first i went back inside, thinking there was no way that Eden had grown that much in 8 hours time to, because Eden's meat hadn't even started rotting or anything yet...

Boy was i wrong.










Fuzzy fungi had grown all over the place, even on the salami that hadn't even started to rot when i checked it 8 hours before,










And here to it started to rot. And see that little tomato? Those white dots are holes i poked in it with a fork yesterday, which is now probally fungi hell. The next time i throw in one of these, i'm slicing them in four pieces: Eden seems to love tomato juice.
Which is no suprise, because tomato juice was one of the first ingredients.

I threw in another egg into Eden, and that is the last thing that i'm adding for a while, same goes for Shoggoth except i haven't added anything to Shoggoth today.
I'm just going to let it grow in the nice warm weather man, no need for cultivation lamps or anything, all naaaatuuurraaaaallll baby!

And now for the part that you all hate including me; Ads.
Tomorrow i'll have my first payment. Sadly it's a dutch holiday tomorrow, Queens day.
Everyone makes little market stalls and rugs in cities, people drink and smoke alot, everyone has alot of fun, etc. But stores are closed so i won't be able to go shopping yet. (Well, maybe there are some weed grower stalls or something?)

I even got a little extra, and i'm thinking of taking the ads down due to some shit with taxes and their efficiency going down to zero.

Day 143: Warm Wensday.

Because seriously, it's getting way too warm out there for me, but the temperature is good for growing mold.

As for the growing mold part, Shoggoth is becoming a compost heap, and is dark brown again instead of the really bright color.










Really standard and shit. and the black thing on the right side is a dead snail by the way. Or well, the shell remains. Shoggoth is one big pot of slime, and i've decided that i want a little more fuzzy fungi growing instead. So i pushed bread into the lid which will hang over Shoggoth like a nutrient ceilling.










Like that.

In a bored mood i also tried this;









To which i won't really add anything, i just want to see it become all fuzzy.

Eden's meat hell hasn't started to digest yet, but that will take some time i guess.
And at last, i noticed something funny.










The plants in the tray at the upper part of this picture had liquid layer of Shoggoth injected into the soil, and the lower one has not. Coincidence?

Day 142: Breaking point.

This was the first thing that i saw when i came home.
I was in a RAAAAAGE mood, but that made it a little better.

So i decided to dig a little below the cream, and well, what i found was...



















That white crap is quite awsome, and it's hard. i moved it around a little with my fork and then it hit me; I just recovered that damn apple.
Incase of zombie/fungi apocalypse: Gather as much apples as you can.

on the upper part of the picture you can see this weird hill of white to, which is made of hundreds of bubbles, probally filled with Gas. They kept bursting and appearing. I think i've found my breathing source.
I threw in a snail that i accidently trampled, and it got stuck into the bubbles and slowly sunk away, poor thing was still alive, but oh well.

The apple however makes me a little sad to.
Shoggoth is a really, really slow eater. Eden is becoming stronger than that already, not to mention that Eden kills way more insects. Shoggoth still looks more awsome though. (And apple's are well, big in comparison to Shoggoth.)

Speaking of Eden, me still being in a rage mood, i went aggresive and just put aside my fears and morals that i had at the start of all of this in one simple motion;










Fuck it.
I have no idea what to expect except a terrible smell, dissaproving comments, and a layer of nasty shit, But who cares, got to endure some shit to deserve that ad money eh?
And honestly, that's not enough meat, i'll take some from my dinner tonight. Let's hope for some chicken. I also threw in little bit of Shoggoth into the mix and, well dog feed and aquarium fertilizer again.

I guess that's goodbye paradise, hello maggot hell. And goodbye rage mood, i feel all fuzzy and warm on the inside now :3.

I still have to get a toy ship as an ark with a picture of a Muk on it and the Mr Yuk logo though.

Day TF141: No inspiration whatsoever.

There was a small problem coming; next week i'll have vacation. And i was going to rome. How the hell am i supposed to update a blog from rome and pay attention to Shoggoth? I don't. And taking a break for a week would make the viewer count drop to 20 or something. I'm staying home.
(Well actually, i'm not going for another more important reason)

Someone commented on putting a Noah's ark into Eden, anyone has any idea's on what kind of an "ark" to put in there? It can be mostly anything, hell im even willing to go get some toy pirate ship just to see if mold would start growing on the plastic. And it probally would if i'd make the plastic wet.

So yeah, as those youtube guys say; "leave an interesting or comment or suggestion in the comment section beloooowwwwwww"

I haven't been able to check up on either Shoggoth or Eden today, and it's getting too dark now so meh. But a day's rest for both seems fine. And, well, i don't really know what to write down right now. Just suggest things like danish pastry and such i guess...

Oh, and.
In two weeks Shoggoth will have lived longer than Kweeksel.

Day 140: The great flood.

As you probally know i can be quite impatient sometimes, but Eden has been slower than necessary, though pretty. But it's time to flood paradise;










When i poured in the first drops of liquid, Eden erupted into a storm of rage; a cloud of spores flew out right into my damn face. So anyway thats freshwater (fish pool), a bit more of that aquarium plant fertilizer, soil and... well, more soil i guess. This is not the second layer but more of a base for that layer. Oh and some plant thing that was floating around, probally algae.




Cream - 1
Orange juice - 0





The cream absorbed the orange juice cocktail it seems, and the crevices's size size has been reduced a little. Also, color change :3.

Not going to do anything special with Shoggoth the coming few days because well, i'd like to see how this works out. Maybe i've thrown in too much orange juice, who knows.

Same goes for Eden until i have an idea how to make the next layer i guess. Anyone has any idea what to make the new layer out of?