Sunday, April 11, 2010

Day 126: Creating Paradise.

I have been working in the garden and shed for an hour or so, because i felt that something new had to be done. It was cold as hell, but it was worth it.

But, Let's start of with the usual.










Today i looked at both the upper layers and the sides showing the inside layers. The inside layers haven't changed a bit, so i assume that they aren't interesting.
The upper layer however, has become darker, more goo-ish (And yes i did push down the dog shit as you asked) and well, it's releasing spores. The lid and the sides are getting covered in gray spores. That is a good thing in the fun way, but my for my lungs it's a bit hazardous. Then again, the risk is always worth it and makes it more exciting. Especially after watching that documentairy of those tree-men.

Creating Paradise;
After checking Shoggoth and not having much to write about - again, i felt unsatisfied. I don't want to do small updates like that, fuck no.

I went into the shed looking for adventure, or better said, a new container, for Eden. But what i found at first was some more curious than that;



"Shoggoth was here!"















Which was pretty neat, i'm suprised Shoggoth didn't affect that place below the cupboard. Continueing my journey into the mystical lands of "JUNK" and "TRASH" that makes up the world of "Shed" i managed to find a covenient white container, with a lid.









I dumped in some of the floor fungi, the old liquid layer of Shoggoth and some garden crap, but it needed more, this wouldn't grow fast. I'm hard to satisfy it seems.










And for some reason, i happened to have rotting fruit. So i added the insides and ofcourse, the mold that was growing inside of there. Still not satisfied. I raided the garden for insects, and i threw them in, like this weird mini-worm.










But wait, there's more! Got some sugar for both Shoggoth and Eden, added some tomato juice, soil, algae from a pond, liquid butter, crumbles of bread, wet soil, some more leaves, tiny piece of dog shit, and a small amount of tea leaves. I then shaked the new container so that it mixed up pretty well. Resulting into this:















NOW i'm satisfied.

I put it away in the shed on the place where i first put Shoggoth during the winter, and i will leave it there for a few days. The first ~3-4 days of growing mold isn't interesting as not much will happen anyway. Despite all that,

I hereby officially welcome the newest addition to the family;
Eden.


Also, i wonder if the entire polish governement was following Shoggoth, because my average unique visitors per day has dropped by around 90. I should make threads again i guess.
And google ads says "lol u get liek 3 clicks a dai" which cant be right seeing as you get 2 ads per page load.

12 comments:

  1. sexy. so you need an apple to go into eden. I suggest hanging it by a string so it hovers above eden and sporgoth

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  2. I agree with the apple idea above. :D

    Also try to get ahold of some snake skin!

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  3. well the good thing is i happen to have a snake, and an apple would be symbolic to, i'll save this for later.

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  4. Lol the apple idea is epic! But yeah wait for another 10-20 days with that...

    I love the look of Eden already its gonna be cool if SHE grows just as cool as Shoggoth did!

    Good luck with her

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  5. Ugh, this is the first time I've actually been grossed out by this.
    The dog shit really did it for me.

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  6. Since when do oranges rot from the inside out?

    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

    (Also, great new name for your "garden")

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  7. I bet that google dont like ur english :)

    "Learn to speak English
    Interactive English course on CD's, English from A to Z Start Now"

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  8. I'd feel insulted if i wasn't aware of my shitty grammar. :P

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  9. "CESSPOOLS IN EDEN"
    playing in my head right now
    are you putting some toxic waste in this one?

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  10. Seriously... Maybe you could start a project where you mix oil and turpentine and the like in with old food and shit and rotten meat and see if, with some of the liquid from Shoggoth, you can get some wicked poison resistant shit to grow.

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  11. Hey, could you take the leaf out? It's in the way

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