Met a guy thanks to the doctor who could test a few things in shoggoth. And so we did.
The liquid sample in the syringe.
First of all he had never seen so much different bacteria crawling around in such a small place before, but he also said that there we're some rare bacteria in there.
Feels pretty good man.
Ofcourse, that started the conversation of "So what the fuck is this shit." and he gave me some vitamin C and B pills for my disease resistance (he's skeptic about the first doctor's resistance theory)
It turns out there are laws forbidding me for taking Shoggoth out of the house, so that sample is about equal to carrying around a gun. Awsome. Why are there laws for carrying around bacteria/fungi samples anyway?
He also wasn't sure if electrifiying with 9 volt would be a good idea. Plus he said that Shoggoth *MIGHT* be already creating tiny amounts of electricity, but that would be just... Weird as hell.
Then again, you can charge a mp3 player with an orange/lemon.
So if i keep meeting these people like this, how long before i hit the newspapers?
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That's cool.
ReplyDeleteI think it's illegal because the right bacteria/whatever could be used as a weapon.
That's just... awesome
ReplyDeleteJust read trough all of your experiment log in one go, pretty nice work.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see some more vitamins and nutrients thrown in there to promote growth. Sugar is fine and all, but energy alone does not a monster make. Throw in some vegetable bits to give him some of the basics stuff needed.
Lovely.
ReplyDeleteBring Shoggoth to get analyzed by a mycologist.
ReplyDeleteDude, I'm not sure media attention is the best thing?
ReplyDeleteYou could get yourself into trouble.
Do not bring the media into this until nobody can stop you or your army of shoggoth(s?).
ReplyDelete1.Get media.
ReplyDelete2.Shove down shoggoth
3.????????
4.Profit
Do experiments with it.
ReplyDeleteGet a healthy plant and introduce some Shoggoth to it and see what the effects are.
Shit. Remind me to do that. Feeding a plant only the liquid waste from the lower half.
ReplyDeleteI've got an idea... Go buy a mouse. And feed it only the liquid waste ! I mean... no one thought about using mice before, right ? ... right ?
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, that's fucking awesome.
ReplyDeleteDude, you've got a sizable portion of /x/. I'd say you're PAST newspaper status already.
ReplyDelete^^^^^ pretty much this, you have a fuckton of channers here that read this shit on a daily basis.
ReplyDeleteDit blijft maar beter en beter worden.
ReplyDeleteSuccess met Shoggoth man!
better watch out or soon Iran wants to buy shoggoth for biological weapon use
ReplyDeletealso you might want to know i used to have mycophobia LOL but when i saw shoggoth i wasnt scared at all as long as i dont have to hold it :P