My mother is sick with the exact same symptoms now. She never got near shoggoth or knows about it's existance. If the disease is really from Shoggoth, north holland is fucked.
My mother is a highschool teacher and she just left for work, despite being sick. Dutch readers; Watch the news.
I was planning to do something special for this day, but what the hell, If this is truly the work of Shoggoth this is special enough.
I'm still hoping it's just some fucked up kind of flu. But...
My joints now hurt to, i have a fever, and.... well... lets just say that my ballsack is really saggy now. I might have invented the ultimate birth prevention method and the fix for the overpopulation problem. Awsome.
Oh, and had a nosebleed for the first time in years.
I guess the old doctor's immune system was right in a little way; painkillers still barely have effect, they only are starting to make me all fuzzy and shit.
I need better medicine. In b4 overdose.
The sad part however, is that if i keep being sick like this, i will have to get rid of Shoggoth. Or maybe even destroy him.
My options are:
* Destruction by bleach.
* Dumping in the Kweeksel river, killing even more fish.
* Putting it in the organic trash container so that it ends up at an organic waste disposal where it will happy eat everything.
* Call chemical waste disposal services (boring)
And well, a little update on Shoggoth self... It has become... black. Though in the picture taken with flash it still looks kind of green. And the egg still looks unharmed from above.
I have no idea if it smells bad now, since my facemasks are of actual quality and im not going to smell that shit again.
I wish blogspot had something that shows how many hits a day my blog gets. Anyone know a way to find out? The facebook has 352 people when i last checked, but alot of people dont use facebook.
In b4 people in hazmat suits appear at my door.
Your symptoms really sound like flu, especially if your mum got it from being no where near. Can you not put a ticker at the bottom of your posts?
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ReplyDeleteJust grab some pills! Pills here!
ReplyDeleteahh, thanks Juu, that should work.
ReplyDeleteIf you've got to get rid of Shoggoth, don't kill him... Just leave him somewhere where he can keep on loving. Like a water tower :D
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ReplyDeleteI obviously meant "keep on living"...
your goo will turn people into zombies
ReplyDeleteand hazmat suit zombies
left 4 dead 2
Bleach would be interesting. Dumping in the river is lame.
ReplyDeleteDump in local kindergartens sandbox!
ReplyDeletedestroy him by consuming him.
ReplyDeleteOr leave him in the wild or some shit
als NH eraan gaat weet ik wie er schuldig is :p
ReplyDeletespread the love man
ReplyDeleteDESTROY THE FUCKING THING!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! While I'd like to see Shoggoth as a one-year-old, if he's causing you problems, you should probably kill him. Setting him loose would be irresponsible. Instead, you should bake him in a pie.
ReplyDelete1 year old!?! He would be a fucking jar of death by then. And not death as in how he can kill now, but seriously, just potent death.
ReplyDeleteRaise him well.
Wees niet een mietje, gewoon doorgaan, iedereen heeft griep. Jij hebt waarschijnlijk gewoon migraine en slaap tekort, waardoor je koppijn wordt veroorzaakt.
ReplyDeleteHou Shoggoth in leven!
Ps, hoe zit het met Grimer?
well, look at it like this bro: if you keep getting sick, get rid of him, but think of an inventive way to do it. and if you do get rid of him, FILM IT :D and keep blogging until he's absolutely dead.
ReplyDeleteas far as keeping him alive goes:
keep feeding him or-
put him somewhere in a forest or something and check on him periodically lmao, like a trail of death leading from where you laid him.
also if you want to get rid of him, contact like, scientists or something who can study him. maybe you can aid research or something and maybe even get some sort of notoriety for raising such an awesome creature :o.
Oi, ik heb geen zin in een pandemie in Noord-Holland. Ik probeer daar ook nog te leven <_<'
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