Sunday, February 28, 2010

Day 84: Experts.

Not opening shoggoth today, because i think im starting to smell it outside of the cupboard. So instead i give you less interesting talk time;

I have been considering a few things.
One of them is that i will probally soon finally have a smoke detector with americum, and throwing in that. The second thing that came to mind is that i probally (lets say, a 60% chance) am getting my hand on some DMT for in shoggoth. To make it equally trippy to /v/.


I have been talking to a few people about maybe contacting some experts, aka an university. Some people even said i could use it as a portfolio to get in, but hell, i dropped out of biology, science and physics and i suck at math. I wouldn't fit in.
I do seem to know how to make deadly diseases though, ironicly.
Then again, by now, So do you.
I wouldn't know how they would react to ingredients like DMT, Americum, Cum, Blood etc though...

And as the facebookers already know, I have received an official looking dutch email (including telephone number etc, that I still haven't called.) that i might be a potential biological weapon owner AKA terrorist. Might be a prank though, and I certainly hope so.

The thought is pretty cool and all but also a makes me feel a little uncomfortable. Oh well, I'll just wait till men in black suits will knock on the door. And incase that is supposed to happen, consider this an invitation, I just thought of a lovely tea recipe!.


PS: Hey /x/, make more M13 threads!

15 comments:

  1. Shoggoth + government officials = partyvan.
    Id call the number and ask if the claim is real. Dont include any Shoggoth info, though.

    Just remember, harmony ooh love.

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  2. Yea call the number but not from anywhere that can be traced to you, I bet its just someones phone number or a publicly available number for a branch of the government just to scare you. What your doing isn't illegal as long as you dispose of it properly, if anyone asks its for making some badass cheese :D

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  3. I don't think DMT would do anything to it, but it'd certainly be interesting to try.

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  4. UH OH! SHOGGOTH REVOLUTION TIME!

    LETS FIGHT THE GOVERNMENT WITH YOUR DESTRUCTIVE CHILD!

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  5. ROW ROW FIGHT THE GUBMINT

    YOUR SHOGGOTH SHALL BE THE ONE TO DISEASE THE HEAVENS!

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  6. americium emits alpha and gamma radiation. you are going to die.

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  7. Ever heard of radiation poisoning? I'd love to see what Shoggoth does with some radiation but you're going to fucking die. Sorry bro.

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  8. "It's just a flesh wound."

    >Even swallowing the radioactive material from a smoke detector would not lead to significant internal absorption of Am-241. Americium dioxide is insoluble, so will pass through the digestive tract without delivering a significant radiation dose.

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  9. Am-241 emits alpha and gamma radiation, but mainly alpha. Alpha-radiation can travel only about half a meter in air and a single sheet of paper can stop it, same goes to skin. Not so sure about your comment that it's harmless when swallowed (well it's AmO2, so not sure if it's different from pure Am-241). Alpha radiation contains lot of energy and can do nasty things inside your body. And what I was going to say is that the radioactive americium is most likely inside a metal casing which has to be taken off to have any effect.
    The radiation a smoke detector emits is very weak, but still, hopefully Shoggoth doesn't die.

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  10. Hey gozer, waar woon je?
    Jah, ik neem aan dat je nederlander bent vanwege je naam : Thijs Boerma.

    Anyways, join deze forum : http://interloperfans.myfreeforum.org/index.php

    Wij zijn M13

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  11. Would advise taking a small sample of shoggoth then mixing it with the americium, then after a few days check its still alive and reintegrate with the whole shoggoth

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  12. Hoorn, en ik was al lid :P

    As for the samples, i could do that with the liquid layer.

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  13. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J_KqY81EmA

    Video showing how to extract the americium from the case.

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  14. Ok vet,
    Ik = /x/enomorph.
    Laat me op de forum weten hoe het gaat met je experiment,

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