Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Day 66: Cool story bro.

Ah fuck.

So i was noticing mold growing on the sides of the container, and i cant really have that. So i decided to scrape it off, cleaning the sides and preventing it growing out of the jar. Which would be really bad seeing as the area around it is dark, humid and warm. I cant think of better conditions for mass fungi growth. Oh wait, my ex her bed would be better.

The thing is i got little bits on my finger which i didnt notice and that same residue is now entering my stomache. It tasted... really, really bad. And sugary sweet.
"Why the hell did you put your finger in your mouth after that man!?"
Well, i bite nails.

Also, the sink above shoggoth is no longer functioning to prevent anything that i do with shoggoth to affect with my drinking water. Just precautions.

I wont be able to go shopping tomorrow so the new ingredients will probally come friday.
But i did dissolve a slug with salt and let the molten body drip into shoggoth today.

EDIT: shoggoth upper layer still looks split into two sides, a white/tints of green and yellow side.

15 comments:

  1. A dripping snail, awesome. Get the stomach-pumps ready!

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  2. You ATE a bit of Shoggoth? Truly you are a man of science... Your sacrifice will not be forgotten!

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  3. Feeling a bit fungy, are you?

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  4. You know that you just ate shoggoth...right?

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  5. I lold at feeling a bit fungi.
    Yep, i realised that i ate a bit of shoggoth.
    Not, healthy.

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  6. This is getting more and more interesting!

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  7. Mold man, your first phase is complete (resistance)
    your second phase now begins. Let the infection commence! Soon you will be half mold half human and superpowered!

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  8. ewwwwww, you ate some of shoggoth! ewww all that shit u feed him, in YOU!

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  9. Oh my friend that isn't directly a friend, I lose you so much <3

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  10. I bet you're glad you didn't put a used tampon in shoggoth like you originally planned...

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  11. You have to admit, you are entering the potential for one of the most incredible accident reports ever: "Man entered hospital, complaining of stomach pains. Admitted to eating mold. Initial testing showed botulin toxin poisoning, amongst another hundred or so bacteria. Further inspection showed him resistant to all antibiotics. Doctor's note: patient seems to be filling room with spores. Request immediate transfer to sealed room."

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  12. oh hey i just realized something...

    YOU ATE YOUR OWN CUM!.

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  13. Hell goo here on school computers too lazy to log in;

    Anon above this;
    AH FUCK, YOURE RIGHT.

    And Danny, <3 that so much. Hope it becomes a prototype like epidemic.

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  14. Keep this going for another 2 years, and unleash it in 2012. Apocalypse by zombie mold would be the best

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