Monday, January 4, 2010

Day 29: Om nom nom nom.

Oh hi.
I kept the pot of shoggoth mostly covered (because of the smell) with a small world of warcraft (lame, i know) book that came with the game. It has been there for all 29 days.
Before it went up there it was in a good state.
The book is now becoming weak, like its dropped into a bucket of water or something, and the sides are curling. Pretty neat.

Now for the actual suprising part;
Went to my befriended doctor today to check up my fingers, and it turns out im supposed to have multiple kinds of infections in my fingers right now.
For some reason, i dont have any infection at all except for the fact that the wounds wouldnt completely heal.(yet)
He theorizes that ive grown some kind of resistance against fungi/mold etc.

God knows why, but the spores and bacteria dont seem to have any effect other than causing my wounds to heal way more slowly, while on usual people they are supposed to get some heavy kind of antibiotic treatment, or maybe even tetanus injections.

Sweet mother of fuck.


Shoggoth doesnt seem to be eating the solid contents of Cthun, however the strange green oozy liquid is starting to mix with the rest.


EDIT: Able to post on 4chan using a bro's laptop, i can make small threads again for a while.

12 comments:

  1. You did mix your own DNA in it, right? That's the only thing that comes to my mind right now as an explanation. Try to get another person infected slightly with it and see if they're +/- immune to it too!

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  2. Magikarp here Im doing this hellgoo thing too. Touched it a week ago fingers still filled with blood and pus blisters.

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  3. I was sceptical about a new revolutionary lifeform, but at least you're undergoing mutations evolution or something like that :/

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  4. My friend, you must use this new power for good! For justice!

    GO FORTH MOLDMAN, AND RID THE WORLD OF EVIL!

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  5. Samples need to be taken for study. I don't know if you have access to the equipment, but even a simple microscope could tell you more about what you have there.

    P.S. Looks like somebody has a case of the maandags...

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  6. Remember that we were your friends before you became a super human!

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  7. superhuman jokes aside, imagine all the possibilities of a highly poisonous substance that you are invulnerable to.

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  8. Just found this today. Dear christ, man, your efforts have inspired me. I will keep track of your progress, so that I am at an advantage when the outbreak finally happens.

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  9. The former biologist in me is puzzled, and i'm inclined to say you just got lucky with the infection. If anything, adding your DNA would make it worse, as bacteria in the mixture might begin expressing proteins that your immune system would recognize as their own (bad, because the bacteria would probably be harmful).

    It certainly seems paranormal...

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  10. I'm not all that surprised by your immunity.

    In the yee olden days, kings used to take a bit of poison every day to become immune,it worked.

    In modern time, we put samples of illnesses in vaccines so that the people would become immune to those illnesses, and that works too.

    In Chernobyl, after many generations of being exposed to it, animals are hardly affected by radiation these days.

    Nature is an amazing thing.

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  11. LIMES.

    THROW IN A FRESH LIME. Do not squeeze it.

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  12. Lime? Fuck you, those are for reference.

    Although, if he wants to take a picture of it next to the lime first then it's fine.

    Hey, make some jenkem and see if Shoggoth wants to trip bowels.

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